When my beloved asked for a skull cap

I thought it sordid and

slightly morbid

But I do what I can to please.

So I found myself a stranger and

I cut him at the knees.

Sinew sliced like butter

He gasped and screamed

and stuttered.

He passed out from the pain

I broke his head

and removed the brain.

I delivered the gift post haste to my lover

she thought me quite insane.

Turns out

she wanted a hat

not a piece of human remains.

Post Script: At least skulls make excellent candy dishes. ;)

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